i don't need no stinkin' nutritionist

day one

so far im eating 1/2 container chobani yogurt, 2 granola nut clusters and half an apple.
planning on boca burger on 1 slice of oatmeal grained wheat bread for lunch
fruit for snack?
have no clue for dinner. its so hard when the office orders out ALL THE TIME

so far the demon is sated (cravings for delicious cheese (which i bought none of on last night's shopping trip to pathmark- it was So sad!) or white bread)...but who knows for how long!

The Cheshire Cat

Mad Hatter’s Tea Party, originally uploaded by Laughing Squid.

Rachel- this is kind of what I was thinking of, if you wanted to do the Cheshire cat

For everyone else, the rest of the flicker-stream is worth a look.

not so bad

my tummy hurts (i think i had too much dairy or ate too fast or had some not so fully cooked chicken) i am curled in a fetal position i am on antiobiotics for silly uti i left my starbucks cup at allison's i got denied for a credit card i applied for because i have no credit (how can i build if you won't start me??!?! catch 22) i didn't get to go food shopping or clean like i wanted to and a spider was crawling on me


tummy feelin' better than what it was before, thank god for urologist who called me back & meds that make me feel better, i got to hang with my fiend and her daughter who is adorable and tried on ALL of my belts and played with ALL of my stuffed animals, i will get my cup back and try for a different card and its not so bad.

Oooohhhhhh.....

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

That is what I'd truly like to be

For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

Everyone would be in love with me!

The problem with basement apartments

...you don't realize you should have been home 4 hours ago until your father is calling HIS phone at 7 am.

Oh, I almost forgot!

7 people are saying...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARI!!!

while standing on one foot, balancing the entire OED on their left pinkie finger.

Sources Say...

7 people are single right now.

Even the Gays.

Time to make trouble.

Broke Up with Dan last night....

I feel....hollow....empty....

It's 5:50 AM and I already cried off my makeup....great

Ski came up as a 'User You Might Like" on OkC.  

Seriously.

And he's lying about his age!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ski13

Hahahahahaha

Ari, the Big Lady misses you.

Watery Tart Handing out Green Cards is nothing to base a system of government on.

WTF awesome!

ok.... so....

Working at USDAN has been an absolute blast.... i wish my entire theatre career was this fun and challenging. but unfortunately it probably wont be... and Theatre Camp ends on friday... le sad.

n e who... i went to a psychic yesterday for the first time with a coworker... and it was awesome!!!

some fascinating stuff, half of which i don't believe and some of which just made me say "coool!"

what else? oh so i decided after the psychic thing that I'm gunna give Jason a chance... and figure it all out along the way... i've never had a guy so close to me physically, socially and emotionally... its scary but nice.

i got a call back from my friend Ali in Vegas and she got the 4 of us tickets to her Cirque du Soleil show: Mystere... basically for free... soooooooo excited that we ALL get to see a show together! and its on the first night so we can kick off our trip with a BANG!

and this morning i got an Bcc: email from one of my directors telling all of his former theatre coworkers how awesome i am and to hire me if they are in need of a SM!!!

yayyayayayyayayayayyay... so now im wide awake remembering all of the happiness of yesterday. the only thing that couldve made it better was to FINALLY chat with ARI.... but no dice.... where are you sir? how are you? i miss you! hope to hear from you soooooon.

ok off to get my shit ripped off... aka waxed. :)

Tonight was educational.

You know what 7 people in the world are doing right now?

Having kinky bondage sex in a clown-fire engine with at least one police officer using his badge as a 'do not disturb' sign while making orange-skin-textured blocks out of wax.

Oh, and my grandfather is on fire.

BLARGH

I really want sex.

Dan is at a funeral right now.

I am a bad girlfriend....

Today is Bandit's 4th birthday.

There is a new cute boy who is playing on my softball team.  There will be further updates on this as the situation progresses.  (hopefully it will progress).

Went to Philly.  The girl Doug picked was just about perfect.  I didn't know that the stuff that happens in porn could happen in real life.  Awkward angles somehow become less awkward when you add another girl.

This has been a week at work that started bad and has just gone downhill from there.  Everything that could go wrong, or be complicated has been.  This morning the phrase of the day was 'wayward tractor trailer'   At least I get to leave early tomorrow.  I'm going with John to a work event- dinner and a cocktail cruise up the Hudson.  

He and I had our first 'fight' a couple of days ago.  Not over the fact that I went to Philly, but that I tweeted about it.  He got super jealous and super insecure.  It really surprised me.   We're better now, obviously, since I'm going to play girlfriend tomorrow night, but it's a bit different. 

I also picked up a new book- Less than Zero by Brett Easton Ellis.  Awesome; like Catcher in the Rye for the disaffected 80's LA elite.

randomocity

i miss ari
cant wait for vacay! need to get away!
feel a headache comin' on : (
work sucks
i want a house
http://www.maroonx.com/articles/2006/kosplay/childpornmileena.jpg1 or http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/83646377_e5d98b1045.jpg?v=0 <----(meghan) awesome halloween costumes, not that i could pull it off
really don't wanna go to work
chelsea is 5 today!!!!!!
thatisall